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Welcome
to the fun section of RCC. Here, you can find a picture or
joke to make you laugh, an inspirational story to to make your eyes
water-up, or some good information that can save you some hassles. Use
the links in left margin to explore our Points of Interest
sections.
None of the stories are verified to be true or not,
but still make for
good reading. I hope you enjoy your visit. Your
comments, questions, or submissions are welcome.
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- The Man is a Genius!
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Some people seem bothered with the problems we're having in our country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida. Here is a suggestion on solutions for those problems?
It’s a win-win situation.
· Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
· Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
· Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?
What about this:
1.Cows
2.The Constitution
3.The Ten Commandments
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is because you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery', and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment!
(unknown source)
- Isn't It Ironic...
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The food stamp program, part of the Department
of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the
greatest amount of food stamps ever.
Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of
the Department of Agriculture, asks us to
"Please Do Not Feed the Animals" because
the animals may grow dependent and not
learn to take care of themselves.
'nuff said!
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